solarfraud

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:32:58 GMT

"Um. Have you ever taken into consideration that perhaps you're just asexual?"

SCAND.....ALOUS!

Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:22:12 GMT

So today I learned about the Scandinavian drinking method from my coworker. I immediately called Adam and now we're going to try it out tomorrow before we go to Beat It! It goes a little something like this.....

Step 1: You drink a lot of half and half creamer. It coats around your stomach and what not.

Step 2: Drink HARD ALCOHOL like vodka, whiskey, rum, or what have you. You shouldn't get drunk because of the coating of creamer around your stomach which doesn't allow the alcohol into your bloodstream.

Step 3: Wait like 10 minutes.

Step 4: Drink something sparkling, such as soda so that it suddenly washes away the coating of creamer and all the alcohol in your stomach immediately starts going to work.

Step 5: Be wasteddddddddddddddddddd.

Hahahahaha.

I was telling Adam about how stupid of an idea it sounds but that it only DOESN'T sound as stupid because it's called "The Scandinavian Drinking Method" so we decided to use the scientific method to demonstrate whether people think of it as stupid or not....A control experiment, a neutral experiment, etc., etc.....

.....but anyhow, I'm bringing my camera and we're going to time-stamp the pictures with every step of the Scandinavian drinking method so that we can see if it really fucking works. HAR-HAR!!!!!

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:43:04 GMT

I've had a stomach ache for 3 days, I've never ad one this long, I'm scared something's wrong but I don't have any health insurance. It probably didn't help that I got pretty wasted Friday at the Showdown in Hollywood. I haven't eaten a thing since Friday night, I'm starving. Oh welllll. I feel like I've lost weight this past month, chill I guess.

In other news, the flask I got with my name inscribed on it works just wonderfully.
Mhm.

I'm'a get PAID on the 7th. I'm'a go see Jessie Evans and Autonervous on the 8th, I'm fakin' fuckin' sick.

This saxaphone-wielding temptress holds me captivated.

AWESOME.

P.S. I really like this picture.

My eyes are huge....when open.